FEMINISM: Penis Envy

I am completely baffled by the world and its ways. Big news on some Latin American TV stations today was the Dutch invention of a penislike device which allows women to urinate standing up. Pictures showed it in operation. A victory for sexual equality! It is selling well among triumphant women, and presumably agents are being lined up. With his promotion of Viagra, Dole might get a concession. Now why don't my books sell as well?

Ronald Hilton - 9/18/00