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From Paris, David Pike, a master of the English language, reports:
     "Since I don't go in for humor, having none, I have to settle for real life stories.
     At Hoboken Junior High, in the Nature class, Ms Hopkins was taking her pupils on an outing. "Gee, Ms Hopkins," said Eddie, clutching her arm as they entered the park, "look over there on that branch, it's a boid." "It's not a boid, Eddie," replied the indomitable Ms Hopkins, "it's a bird." "Oh gee," responded Eddie. "It looked just like a boid."

Ronald Hilton - 04/15/99