No war with Iraq!!
Ronald Hilton - 1/1/03
Given my international reputation as a peace-maker, I was not surprised to receive a call from Saddam Hussein, who wanted
my advice on how to deal with President Bush. I said "Ask him if he has stopped beating his wife. If he says no, denounce him
to the UN for crimes against femininity, more heinous than those against humanity. If he says yes, say you do not believe him.
He is hiding something, and you plan to send inspectors who will have free access to all his property." Saddam Hussein
thanked me for this excellent advice, but he later called back and said that, when he called Bush at his ranch in Crawford,
Texas, Bush did not say yes or no; he gave a speech about compassionate conservatism. Sadam Hussein, perplexed, asked me
what that meant. I said "He wants your vote". Saddam Hussein replied "Fine! I'll vote for him".
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